Our Party unites Tobago and Trinidad under the symbol of the Banana

The banana is of great taste, has high nutritional value, is easy to plant and easy to decompose. The banana is simply the perfect fruit and therefore the perfect symbol of Our Party.

You can find our entire Our Party program at www.our-party.com. After winning the next general elections:

  1. Corrupt members of the old elite will receive amnesty after apologizing in public and paying 50% of received bribes to offshore banking accounts of Our Party.

  2. Our Party promises to realize Vision 2020 - a drug free Parliament...

  3. Our Party fights corruption: Our Party will collect donations for politicians and lawyers in financial need. Donations will be distributed by Our Party members only...

  4. Our Party will build a bridge from Tobago to Trinidad. We know that making the biggest promises will make us win elections...

  5. Nobody should think that we go into politics to enrich ourselves. We love all the people, we take care of them and take our responsibility very serious. But please remember that we have family, friends and expensive mistresses to take care of...

  6. We will provide free sunscreen to European visitors.

  7. T+T will host the Fifa-World-Cup in 2026 - we know better how to deal with FIFA...

  8. Our Party will introduce Visa-duty for all European visitors to reduce tourist related crimes.

  9. Decision makers in national or international organizations are often too easy to buy. Many of them desire money, sex or shoes and the adequate gift will influence the decision be to made. Not so Our Party! Nobody should ever dare to buy us with money, sex or shoes! Our weakness is banana-cake...

  10. Our next Prime Minister will be a woman again - more beautiful than any previous Prime Minister before. Our Party will host a beauty pageant to nominate our Prime Minister Candidate. Further qualities required to become Our Party Queen: Must deliver high quality banana-cakes.

  11. Our Party will end the political culture of corruption, incompetence and waste of resources - to establish a system of privileges.

  12. ... We will improve agriculture in Tobago. Tobago becomes the fruit-basket of the Caribbean to deliver coco and bananas. Coco is of high value on the international market. Bananas are rich of nutritions, easy to plant and symbol of our political party.

  13. Transparency International will be declared an unwanted organization in Tobago and Trinidad

  14. Our Party will install a new committee (including only Our Party members) to appoint and dismiss judges to fight corruption in the judiciary.

  15. Introduction of a Good-day-day on 1st of October.

Our banana-revolution will change Tobago and Trinidad. Join Our Party! We need your ideas and your input to make Our Party the leading force in Tobago and Trinidad!

Our Party job offer:
Required qualifications: Must look pretty, have a nice smile and must follow orders of Our Party sponsors. What does the job offer? High quality dresses and shoes in large amount, luxurious limousines, travelling to different countries and continents while staying at the best hotels, meeting celebrities and very interesting persons, high quality sight-seeing-programs, best business opportunities for Our Party, our families and our friends - and all of this for free!!! Send your job application to Our Party to become our next Prime Minister...

Contact and support Our Party via facebook or via email at our-party@tobagosunrise.com

 

Trinidad and Tobago